Have you ever wondered how is it that it’s okay to pop in CDs,  switch the station on your radio,  yell 10-4 good buddy on you CB Radio, but holding a phone against your ear is illegal? Of course, it’s fine to touch dial a twenty digit number on your cell phone. But hold it to your ear, now that’s risky! To make matters worse,  how many times have you watched some Officer making a right turn from the left lane without signallingl, while on the cell phone, which they have pressed against their ear?

Got pulled over for obeying the center traffic light instead of some out of view light placed 20 feet up on a building. The cop was waiting for me as well as the other sad folks. So you know he knew that this was one of his traps and he was collecting the day’s haul. I went to traffic court. While waiting for the judge, I overhead someone behind me saying &*((* Prince Street. I thought interesting. Two minutes later I heard someone else with a similar lament. And again and again I heard people cursing Prince Street and the "System". At that point, the judge still had not shown up, so I got up and asked aloud, "Anyone else here for Prince Street?" … Half the people in the room raised their hand.